That's right, this is a true story. In August, I (Scott) moved into a new apartment
. While I was moving, I found a cute little locked diary in a
pile of dumpster junk in my alley. You don't have to ask ... SHIT YEAH I READ IT. Andrew
nearly busted a gut. Tisha obsessed on finding the page where our cute little bundle of
self-doubt loses her virginity. My parents were disgusted by our lack of taste.... But
best of all, some poor boy-crazy teenager managed to take spotty notes of her life over a
period of about 5 years and 2234 boys, AND NOW, Kill Creek will post a page from this
poetic tragedy tracing our heroine as she slowly snuffs out all traces of self-esteem. Oh
what fun! Names are omitted, mind you, but the pages will be scanned from the actual
diary. The first will be posted on 8-18-96. Happy reading!!!
BREAKING
NEWS!!! DIARIST MAKES CONTACT!
DIARY ENTRIES ARE
PULLED!
"LETTER FROM JAIL"
FOUND OUTSIDE LIQUOR STORE, Prospect and Independence streets, Kansas City 12-1-98
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DEAR DIARRHEA; A POSTED
ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE WOMEN'S ROOM OF LAWRENCE ATHLETIC CLUB, LAWRENCE, KS; posted by
"The Junkyard Dog", Lawrence Athletic Club's owner (and apparently janitor).
