THE KILL CREEK "PROVING WINTER CRUEL" BAND DEMERIT SCHEDULE
| MEMBER |
FINE |
TIME |
DATE |
REASON |
|---|
Hayes | $1.00 | 3:30 p.m. | 8.21.95 | Tuning retardation and "seahorse" noises. |
Anderson | $1.00 | 3:35 p.m. | 8.21.95 | Horribly vulgar and graphic "Face Frigging" comment. (Violating graphic vulgarity rule). |
Rose | $1.00 | 2:20 p.m. | 8.22.95 | Blatently disregarding "NO STAIRWAY" rule. |
Anderson | $2.00 | 12:30 p.m. | 8.23.95 | Going shirtless in studio. (Breaking "NO MTV STUDIO AESTHETIC" rule). |
Anderson | $3.00 | 1:00 p.m. | 8.24.95 | Shirtless (2nd Violation). |
Hayes | $2.00 | 1:18 p.m. | 8.24.95 | Sacrificing musical integrity for "Radio Friendly Sounds" |
Rose | $2.00 | 2:50 p.m. | 8.26.95 | "Stairway" (2nd Violation). |
Anderson | $4.00 | 3:22 p.m. | 8.26.95 | Shirtless, yet again. |
Rose | $3.00 | 4:00 p.m. | 8.26.95 | Porn in studio. (Blatant disregard of Born / Anderson porn phobia). |
Born | $3.00 | 12:00 p.m. -- 4:30 p.m. | 8.26.95 | Food, constant phone calls, and general tardiness. |
Anderson | $5.00 and final warning | All day | 8.27.95 | Yes, shirtless |
Grassy | $1.00 | 5:11 p.m. | 8.28.95 | Having no demerits yet. |
Anderson | $1.00 | 5:37 p.m. | 8.28.95 | Distracting guitar noodling. |
Grassy | $1.00 | 5:39 p.m. | 8.28.95 | Even more distracting guitar noodling. |
Anderson | $2.00 | 6:45 p.m. | 8.28.95 | Greasy "pizza" digits on guitars. |
Hayes | $2.00 | 2:19 p.m. | 8.29.95 | "Wanking" guitar. |
Hayes | $1.00 | 2:30 p.m. | 8.29.95 | Ceasless feedback. |
Hayes | $2.00 | 2:43 p.m. | 8.29.95 | Amusement at infuriation of "Producer". |
Born | $6.00 | 6:20 p.m. | 8.29.95 | Piano idea. |
Anderson | $2.00 | 6:24 p.m. | 8.29.95 | "Hornsby" piano pinky reach. |
Born | $13.00 | 6:33 p.m. | 8.29.95 | Inappropriate guitar madness that further infuriated the "Producer". |
Allman | $5.00 | 3:52 p.m. | 8.31.95 | Eating lunch with label bigwig, thus causing a delay of "artist's" mealtime. |
Tiger Marion (Studio Manager) | $2.00 | 12:00 - 2:00 p.m. | 8.31.95 | Arriving at noon, and then taking TWO hours to "run to the bank". |
Hayes | $1.00 | 3:42 p.m. | 8.31.95 | "Mini" ben-wa comment
(blatantly disregarding graphic vulgarity rule)
|
Rose | $10.00 | All damn day | 8.31.95 | Colonic pollution of studio. |
Chris Wagner (Studio Intern) | Theoretical | All relevant times | 8.23.95 - 8.31.95 | Presence in control room. |
Steve Balcom (Mammoth Label Manager) | $1.00 | 3:30 p.m. | 8.31.95 | Phony "grunge" facial hair (violation of "NO MTV STUDIO AESTHETIC" rule and "No facial hair" rule). |
Anderson | $2.00 | 4:11 p.m. | 8.31.95 | Unauthorized guitar playing. |
Wagner | Theoretical | 4:22 p.m. | 8.31.95 | Unauthorized guitar playing / presence in studio (see above). |
Balcom | $25.00 | 4:15 p.m. | 8.31.95 | Suggestion of post-mix vocal re-cut. |
Rose | $1.00 | All day | 8.31.95 | Jr. High-era neck marks.
|
Tawni Freeland | $30.00 | The night before | 8.31.95 | Ed's neck. |
Balcom | $100.00 | 10:30 a.m. | 9.1.95 | Demoralizing the band. |
Grassy | $2.00 | 4:15 p.m. | 9.3.95 | More goddamn guitar noodling. |
Rose | $2.00 | 6:30 p.m. | 9.3.95 | Zeppelin playing. |
Anderson | $12.00 | 6:40 p.m. | 9.3.95 | "Shirtless" Zeppelin w / headbobbing for crying out loud. |
God | ??? | Eternity | 9.5.95 | All things infectious. |
