KEN "KEEE-EEE-EEE-EN" ANDERSON
- Date of Birth: March 13, 1968
- Place of Birth: Somewhere in New York State
- Astrological Information: Pisces / Monkey
- Height: 6'0"
- Weight: 160 and falling rapidly
- Eyes: Limpid pools
- Hair: Light brown
- Instruments: Marimba, Crotale, Drums, Piano
- Band Duties: Thunderchicken destroyer, inclement weather driver, cigarette bum
- Favorite Movie: Soilent Green
- Favorite Book: N / A (the Good Book)
- Favorite Rudiment: Paradiddle
- Favorite Record Label: Barking Pumpkin
- Person Most Attracted to: Barbara Bush
- Person in Kill Creek Most Attracted to: Ken
- Least Favorite Guitarist: Ron / Scott (tie)
- Least Favorite Bass Player: Pat
- Least Favorite Vocalist: Scott
- Least Favorite Drummer: "Nasty" Nick Kounas
- Shoe Size: 10.5
- Favorite T.V. Program: Enos
- Nationalities My Family Hides Behind in Order to Deny Their Suspected German Ties: Swedish and Irish
- Phobias: Magic, The Gathering; Dungeons and Dragons; group sex
- Favorite Mode: Dorian
- Favorite Color Theorist: Wayne of the Hood; "You see, black reflects it because it sends off all the colors so you see black; white sucks up the colors so you don't see anything there, just the reflected heat. Black keeps the heat, but reflects the colors, that's what gets it hot ... I learned that last semester at Central, but I forgot the teacher's name."
- Pets: "The Hoov"; 27-year-old Womanizing Male Roommate / Pharmacist / Dungeon Master
- Favorite Kiss Album: Love Gun
- Favorite Records, 1995: Truck Stop Love, What I Did on my Summer Vacation; Super Friendz; Mock Up, Scale Down