Born : 03-26-69 Birthplace : Minneapolis, Minn Position : Bass Player, First Base Bats : Right Throws : Right Acquired : via draft ('89) Favorite Movies : Brazil, The Elephant Man, The Sweet Hereafter, Weekend at Bernie's II, Savannah Smiles, Dr. Strangelove, Birdy, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Escape From Witch Mountain, Raising Arizona, Godfather II, The Kid with the 2000 IQ, The World According to Garp Last Book Read : The Diving Bell and the Butterfly by Jean-Dominique Bauby Favorite Drug : Mesalamine. Favorite Poem : It's by Stephen Crane, and if I even type the title, I'll lose it, man. Favorite Food : Dishes that i cook that are quite good Chicken in pear sauce, Kentucky-stuffed bell peppers, jambalaya pasta, stuffed pork loin with maple, tarragon carrots. Pet : Pet Cato - half Himalayan, half Sasquatch cat. Pet names for pet since I've had my kid : Calling Cato by cute nicknames has lost its luster and he is now simply referred to as 'Cato' or sometimes, 'Foul Beast'. Children : Maxfield Patrick Grassy. Born June 1, 2000. Pet names for child : Maximus Handsomus, Mr. Grinsworthy, Boojee, Cars : Cars '91 Caprice Classic and '88 Cavalier Obsessions : KU basketball, tennis, headscratches, the mysterious people in the apartment above us who appear to be into making pornography, the pain in my right heel. Best Fashion Tip : Inside-out shirts. (you'll double your wardrobe) Fav. painter : Max Beckmann  Album I Listen to When I'm Sad : I spread out all my CD's, I close my eyes, and I grab one....I figure I probably deserve whichever piece of crap I pick. Album I Listen to When I'm Happy : Who the hell needs music then?! High School GPA : 3.3 Role Models : That sergeant in Full Metal Jacket -- Herschel Gordon Lewis, Omar Bradley, John Kennedy Toole, Roy Williams, Woody Allen. Guilty Pleasures : Ratt, Leslie Nielsen, baseball fantasy games. Turn-Ons : Thigh-High Stockings, Air Conditioning, the History Channel. Turn-Offs : Tattooes, Body Piercing. Political Affiliation : Knee-Jerk Moderate. Something I Know : The average golf ball has 415 dimples on it.  Favorite Man-Made Substance : Ionomer Resin. Average Number of Buildings That Catch Fire in America Each Hour : 72 Favorite Comedian : Bill Hicks. Person I Most Want to Meet : Don Knotts. * bluto@killcreek.com