- Date of Birth: February 7, 1973
- Place of Birth: Unknown
- Hobby: Showering, Being Encouraged to Shower, Claiming To Have Showered
- Curry Chicken: Yes
- Nicknames: Number Twelve, Sweetie
- Hair: Yes
- Favorite Hair: Girlfriend's Random Neck Hair
- Instruments: Drums; owner of Ron's Tele & Ron's Goya
- Band Duties: Picking Up Scott, Being Misinformed About Practice Times, Waiting in Car for (up to but not limited by) 50 Minutes in Sub-Zero Weather
- Favorite Book: Choose Your Own Adventure Series
- Favorite Movie: Duel
- Favorite Food: Kennel Ration (Half Dry, Half Wet)
- Favorite Bands: Provided Upon Written Request
- Person Most Attracted to: Pat
- Person in Kill Creek Most Attracted to: See Above
- Favorite Guitarist: Warren DeMartini, That Kid From Hanson, Chris Ruffin
- Favorite Bass Player: See Above (re: infatuation)
- Favorite Drummer: The First Eleven
- First Car: 1980 Chevrolet Caprice Station Wagon
- Favorite T.V. Program: Shadetree Mechanic
- Favorite Magazine: The Auto Trader
- Phobia: Allergies
- Allergies: Cats
- Favorite Merit Badge: ASE Certified Technician Badge (earned 7/97)
- Countries I Have Visited: Grenada, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Jamaica, Mexico, Canada
- Test Results Upon Exiting Countries I Have Visited: Negative, Negative, Negative, Negative, Negative, Negative
- Countries I Have Children: None
- Pets: Yeti, the Injury Prone German Shepard
- Favorite Ex- Mammoth Act: Kill Creek
- Previous Bands: Mountain Clyde (Capitol), Dorothy (Suicide)
- Favorite Nick Ferrara Quote: "So You Are Number Twelve...."
