- Date of Birth:
- 07-24-69
- Place of Birth:
- Knoxville, Tennessee
- Bats:
- Right
- Throws:
- Right
- Band Duties:
- Guitar, Lead Guitar, Rhythm Guitar, Electric Guitar, Road Manager, Devil's Advocate, Antagonist, Protagonist, Just Plain Agonist, Passive Aggressive, Ego Check, Ken's Cigarette Sugar Daddy
- Favorite Guitar Player:
- Scott, Vudi, Johnny Marr
- Favorite Guitar Player:
- Pat, "Precious" Steve Narin
- Favorite Drummer:
- Oxymoron
- Favorite Movies:
- Dr. Strangelove, Meet John Doe, Crimes and Misdemeanors
- Favorite Books:
- Voltaire; Candide, Woody Allen; Without Feathers, Unknown; Knute Rockney; Football Coach
- Favorite T.V. Shows:
- Beverly Hillbillies, Highway to Heaven, All in the Family, Saved by the Bell
- Personal Auto:
- Uninsured 1980 Buick Skylark, Last Driven 9 / 95
- Hobbies:
- Be Bad, Be Good, Be Smart, Be Swift
- People Most Attracted to:
- Bob Dole, Laura Petri, Screech
- Pets Loved and Lost:
- Buster Eugene Ritter, Malcom, Mojohowitz Murhaybatch, Jackson
- Pets Loved and Retained:
- Goose
- Nicknames for Surviving Pet:
- The Goose, Goosahowitz, Goosey Goosers, Qua-Qua-Quee-Quee, Mr. Handsome, Mr. Winsome, Little Hairy Man, Little Fuzzy Guy, Little Fuzzy Handsome Guy
- Favorite Thing Pat has Shat Upon:
- Badlands, South Dakota
- Favorite Mammoth Act:
- Joe Henry
- French Idols:
- None
- Favorite Cocktails:
- Macaroni and Chysco (4 parts tropical blend Cisco, 1 part Kraft macaroni and cheese); Oatmeal Scotchie (2 parts Grape Nuts, 3 parts Scotch, 1 part "Chunky Monkey" Ben and Jerry's ice cream); Shad Shot (2 parts Orange Mad Dog, 1 part vodka, 1 cube of fish bullion, dash of Worchester sauce, 2 drops of lemon juice, 2 drops of Tabasco sauce, with optional lime chaser.)
