- Date of Birth: November 29, 1964
- Place of Birth: Olathe, Kansas
- Bigraphical Informantion: Successful
- Nicknames Inflicted Upon Me by Various Members of Kill Creek: Frenchy, Scoot, Ratso, Crazy-legs, DaveGod
- Hight: 5' 10.58"
- Size: Bigger than a bread box
- Hair: Unsuccessful
- Instruments: Phone, Computer, Answering Machine, Cigar, Business Cards
- Band Duties: Manager, Secretary, Babysitter, Time Nazi, Nag
- Favorite Movies: Man Bites Dog, Shallow Grave, The Usual Suspects
- Favorite Book: Gravity's Rainbow
- Favorite Food: Meatloaf; Things With Legs (Preferably Sentient)
- Favorite Bands: American Music Club, The Embarrassment, Freedy Johnston, Yo La Tengo
- Person Most Attracted to: TBA
- Person in Kill Creek Most Attracted to: Ken
- Favorite Guitarist: Ira Kaplan
- Favorite Bass Player: Pat
- Favorite Drummer: Georgia Hubley
- Tuxedo Measurements: Neck, 15; Sleeve, 32; Coat, 37R; Waist, 29; Outseam, 41
- Favorite T.V. Program: Seinfeld
- Favorite Magazine: Harper's
- Phobias: Vegetables (non-sentient)
- Favorite Mood: Surly
- Countries I Have Visited: America
- Pets: A Stubby-legged mutt named "Rufus"
- Nicknames for Rufus: Rufasorous, Bad Dog, Rufahowitz, Little Hairy Man
- Favorite Records, 1995: Cal Ripken breaking Lou Gherig's Consecutive Game Streak
- Favorite Mammoth Act: Kill Creek, Joe Henry
- Favorite Nick Ferrara Quote: "At the end of the day..."
