Date of Birth:

June 16, 1973

Band Contributions:

Drum understudy, thorn in Ron's side, Loan shark, Human stopwatch

Person in Kill Creek most attracted to:

Ken

Favorite Shirt:

The one that says "Satan"

Number of Bands that Owe Me Money:

Six (plus Ed)

1. Kill Creek
2. Stick
3. Cocknoose
4. Slackjaw
5. Helmet
6. Contortion Horse
7. Ed Rose

Total Dollar Amount Owed by Said Bands:

$22,000

Number of Bands that Have Made a Payment in 1996:

One (Cocknoose)

Number of Band I Have Played Drums with Since 1995:

Eight

1. Glitter Kicks
2. Contortion Horse
3. Let's Rodeo
4. Kill Creek
5. Sleeztax
6. Snailherder
7. Beefeaters
8. Flat Black Nova

Number of Bands that Have Replaced Me Since 1995:

One (Kill Creek (Ron))

Grade in Pottery Class, Senior Year at Seaman High, Topeka, Kansas 1991:

F

Number of Primary Education Teachers Driven to Violence and Unable to Refrain From Striking Me:

Four

1. Mrs. Rosa
2. Mrs. Burt
3. Mrs. Schlehuber
4. Mr. Cilley

Number of Kill Creek Members Driven to Violence and Unable to Refrain From Striking Me:

One

1. Ron

Length of Kill Creek's "Busted", as Played by Charles Sharpe, in Minutes:

Three Minutes and Twenty-Three Seconds

Length of Kill Creek's "Busted", as Played by Ken Anderson, in Minutes:

Three Minutes and Forty-two Seconds

Length of Kill Creek's "Busted", as Played by Me at Club Berlin in Manhattan Kansas December 12, 1994:

Two Minutes and Seven Seconds

Favorite Records:

American Music Club, "Mercury"; Thin White Rope, "Sack Full of Silver", Supersuckers, "La Mano Cornuda", Flaming Lips, "In a Priest Driven Ambulance"; Willie Nelson, "...and Then I Wrote"

Favorite Mammoth Acts:

(The recently axed) Chainsaw Kittens, Joe Henry, Kill Creek (minus Ron)

Pets:

A motley stray cat named "Blag"

Pet Nicknames:

"NO!"
"GODDAMMIT"
"FUCKINQUITIT"
"PIECEASHIT"

*E-MAIL AT: kliph@killcreek.com