CHARLES GRAYDON SHARPE
- Date of Birth: Confidential
- Place of Birth: Witchita, Kansas
- Bigraphical Informantion: Married; Once planned to preach the Gospel
- Nicknames: Chuck, Chuckles, Monkey-Christ, The Hairbag
- Hight: Confidential
- Hair: Hairbag
- Wife's Name: Gina
- Instruments: Drums, Sega
- Band Duties: Retired
- Favorite Movies: Snoopy, Come Home
- Favorite Book: The Good Book
- Favorite Food: Grease
- Favorite Bands: Metallica, Pantera
- Person Most Attracted to: Tyson Meade from Chainsaw Kittens
- Person in Kill Creek Most Attracted to: Ken
- Favorite Guitarist: Chet Atkins
- Favorite Bass Player: Pat
- Favorite Drummer: Llars
- First Car (Recently Retired): Shit Brown 1975 Duster
- Favorite T.V. Program: Sega
- Favorite Magazine: Confidential
- Phobias: Not Getting Per-Diem, Running out of Gas
- Favorite Mood: Surly
- Countries I Have Visited: America, Detroit
- Pets: TBA
- Favorite Records, 1995: Shredded Whitewater Records
- Favorite Mammoth Act: Chainsaw Kittens
- Current Band: Sugar Freek
- Favorite Nick Ferrara Quote: "Charles Who?"
Chuck "pins" Pat in a hotel in Virginia
