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Kill Creek is looking for a few good kids. Please look carefully at the choices under the "Get to work" heading.

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This "embarrassing information" box will help us remember who you are during future correspondence. Y'know, we might be lazy, but we do hand-write our fans. We normally get the four of us together, print out all the mailing labels, correlate them with notes on who you are, split-em-up by who remembers who, and then sit on the floor for hours and write them all at once. The more embarrassing your notes, the more memorable you will be, and the more we have to comment on. Hell, we fight like Hyenas over some of you. Like if you slept with your pets or something, we'd probably write you all the time, and we'd sure as hell remember you. Think about that.

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Help us spread the good word of Kill Creek. Please submit your desired level of involvement with the Kill Creek Bottom Feeders. Yeah, goodies will be available. Click on the drop box below to identify your faith.

Please select your favorite Kill Creek member. The 100,000th submission will win an action figure of the member they select. Matt Collins, quit voting for yourself.

This is the Kill Creek member who will most likely write you back (as time allows). If you select a Kill Creek expatriate (quit or fired) you will be assigned randomly to someone. Traitors and expatiates are denoted by a *.