Kill Creek has been lumbering toward superstardom since the Reagan era. That seems like one hell of a long time to us, and even longer to many of our friends and family. Two years ago, on our last record, St. Valentine's Garage, we hinted at the existence of an epic novella that documented this tumultuous decade-long struggle: we called it "Of Love and Loss; the Torrid Eight-Year and Possibly Full-Color, Illustrated History of the Travails, Trials, and Triumphs of Kill Creek." Well, that document was (thankfully) never made public; what we can remember of it however, we have attempted to reproduce in the idiotic format of a friendly board-game.

At the top of each page, there will be a small portion of the gameboard represented. Each space will be described in limited detail farther down the page. The icon / board-space to the left of many of these descriptions (marked by a blue outline and the word "CLICK!") will link to a separate page, providing a humorous graphic and anecdote. This is to save time for the impatient, so that you don't have to download the big stuff unless you are truly bored. We have made an effort to make things download rather quickly, and the side-links are where the most interesting stuff will be found, so please come back if you don't have time to really enjoy things now. Click below to begin.