The "START" space. The year is 1969. All players immediately lose 5,843 turns, representing the 16 years that would pass before the ill-fated union of Ron and Scott.

Scott scouts Ron who is playing in piss-ant punk band with Pat. Born recruits him shortly thereafter, which abandons Pat. Pat goes back two spaces.

Practices commence. Some band members attend these early practices. Chris Moeser, Bass Player #1, is generally disinterested, and while others are practicing, he sneaks about 20 free spins, and moves ahead an infinite number of spaces just to get the hell away from them. Wins game. Bass Player #2, "Nasty" Nikki Kounas, joins band. Band goes back another four spaces.

Band coalesces and agrees to Scott's moronic idea for a name: "Shup Bish". Every voting player goes back three spaces. Scott loses turn and is forced to wear conical hat, sit facing a corner, and think about what he has done.